Kimberly Christine Conweller

[#RP only 18 +] Jared Cameron's imprint (OOC twitter: @MamasBaconBoy. IC twitter: @BadBoyJokerJay) I'm his little #LesboSlut, I like to play with any girl that allows it. #JaredApproves. (My OOC twitter: @BaconBoysPrude My IC twitter: @KimDaBetterHalf) #MamasLesboSlut


my mum said if this post gets to 100,000 notes then she might get me a new laptop




seriously though, my laptop is in terrible condition:



*sobs quietly*
okay so my laptop keeps crashing and overheating [the heat of one thousand suns is currently coming out from the bottom], the track pad barely works, and it’s extremely slow. please help me :——(

ok you’re getting a new laptop

guise, if we can get a fluffy chicken, we can get a new laptop, we are making this happen…

(via painkillersandtwizzlers)

Permalink thehipsternerd:

The #1 rule of The Avengers fandom:

I want this to reach 100,000 notes!
Permalink collegehumor:

Slippery Weather Boobs
In other news, every 13-year-old in town just fell on their tailbone.
Permalink collegehumor:

Bacon and Egg Sunrise

The best part about these is, if you find the right deli, it can happen after noon.
Permalink collegehumor:

Fuck FarmVille
Don’t forget to submit your own text message greats.

OMG! HAHA! Fuck FarmVille.
Permalink collegehumor:

Refrigerator Fry Meme

Can’t tell if joke is funny or defacement of one thing I love.
Permalink collegehumor:

uPick - Rough Love
Permalink collegehumor:

Bacon and Egg Cupcakes

I don’t have time to eat breakfast, just post-wake up dessert.
Permalink collegehumor:

Bacon Super Bowl Trophy

Or as real football fans know it, the Vince Stop-Heart-y Trophy.
Permalink collegehumor:


This would be me flirting with @PervOnThisRen